Monday, June 8, 2009

Rough Day?



The first mistake this guy made was drinking too much too early on a Wednesday. It was 5PM as he stumbled on the bus and managed to find his way over to the empty seat next to me. As I tried not get get intoxicated off the fumes emitting from him I couldn't help but wonder how he managed to get so sloppin' drunk that he passed out within 5 mins. of sitting down. My curiosity got the best of me and I couldn't help but stare. As I did, I noticed mistake #2... a bat in the cave. Yes, a boogie. I did have a tissue that I could have offered him but obviously couldn't considering his unconscious state. He did fall on me when the bus took a sharp turn and laughed uncontrollably. Me, not so much. I then decided he could walk around the rest of the evening with his little friend fully exposed.


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