Let me see your grill!

On a recent road trip with my husband and sister-in-law I discovered a whole new level of ghetto. Grillz being sold for a quarter at the local KFC?! They don't look good when they're real gold or platinum and they certainly don't look good when they're fake. Now what idiot decided that we should ghettofy children by age 5!?

Peanut Butter JELLY Time!

I'll admit it, I had jelly shoes when I was 6 years old. In fact, they were teal platform jelly's with silver glitter! They were the coolest shoes at the time, but they quickly went out of style and I'm not sure sure they've made their way back.... but this woman does!

Rough Day?

The first mistake this guy made was drinking too much too early on a Wednesday. It was 5PM as he stumbled on the bus and managed to find his way over to the empty seat next to me. As I tried not get get intoxicated off the fumes emitting from him I couldn't help but wonder how he managed to get so sloppin' drunk that he passed out within 5 mins. of sitting down. My curiosity got the best of me and I couldn't help but stare. As I did, I noticed mistake #2... a bat in the cave. Yes, a boogie. I did have a tissue that I could have offered him but obviously couldn't considering his unconscious state. He did fall on me when the bus took a sharp turn and laughed uncontrollably. Me, not so much. I then decided he could walk around the rest of the evening with his little friend fully exposed.

Too fly for a white guy!

We’ve all been here but it still makes me chuckle. I tried to inform this poor man of his unfortunate circumstance but couldn’t gather my composure long enough to tell him before he got off the bus to start his day. I did manage to snap a photo and send it to my sister while trying to hold back tears of laughter.

I guess karma can come back and bite you in the butt because just as I was walking in to my building after this incident I noticed that my fly was down. Oops.